Yosho's Ramen Joint *ninjas,alchemists,and wolves allowed no vampires*

Yama punches Yosho in the head "YOU DUMBASS!!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU CHUG IT AND PASS OUT THEN!?... You got Serenity worried... and me, kind of... -.-" Yama punches him again. "For making me worry too!"

"Okay....YOU MADE ME WORRY FOR NOTHING !!!???" Serenity suddenly explodes in a furious outburst.

*sticks Trusty downhis pants* COLD!!! *Cries* NO HITTING YOSHO AGAIN, I already hit him!

".........Yama....you just stuck my 50 dollar wrench and my torture tool....down your pants..."

"Meh, so what" Yama laughed. "I already hit Yosho twice, and I crack under pressure, I didn't think o.O..." ... Realizes what he did "Oh shit... here's Trusty back" Yama hands her trusty,and 300$, and thenruns out the door screaming

Serenity sticks the money in her bra and runs after him laughing maniacally with Trusty in hand, passing Milo in his football game and everyone freezes to watch the sight before them. Milo sighs and yells to his father, "C'mon dad ! Grow a pair and face mom !!"

"You're CRAZY Milo!!!" Yama screams back "Facing your mom with trusty is like commiting suicide with a shotgun!! I won't HAVE a pair if I face her!" Yama continues running and then stops. "She wouldn't hit a puppy!" Yama turns into a puppy "HA!!!"

Serenity stops and laughs at Yama's pathetic attempt to evade the beating that's coming to him, "You're right, I wouldn't hit a puppy," she says, but then smiles evilly, "but hitting a MUTT, that's entirely different !" Serenity finishes as the raises her wrench. Milo sees this and laughs, he cups his hands around his mouth and yells out, "Dad, run ! She's a maniac ! She'll take you to the vet and have you neutured, or worse, she'll do it herself !!!"

O.O *Whimpers and starts running again, switching back into human form and sprinting, recalls that she might just throw it and starts running faster, zigzagging*

Serenity stops and laughs at her husband, watching him run his ass off.

Yama stops and turns around o.O "Wait... you're not chasing me? Am I getting off scot free? I mean... learning a valuable lessen not to put Trusty in my pants?"

She laughs, "Yea, you're free, embarrassing yourself in front of those kids was enough."


-gtg 4 the nite, love you-

-.-' "Shit... Ah well..." Yama secretly thinks to himself, YES, WIN...

-Night, it's 4 here, I probably shoulda been asleep when I first started talking to,now I'll go to sleep-

Ash army crawls into the bar and rolls onto her back, She just lays there randomly in the middle of the floor.
"Blah..."

sww i just don't like the past

"Errh, you guys are one boring lot," I remarked, and it seemed really correct.

*crystal comes in and bites him hard in the ass*

Serenity bursts out laughing at the sight Crystal biting Sasaki's bum.
"Aw, man...oh that was funny !" she finally says after her giggling fit.

*he throws Crystal into Serenity's arms*
There, bite her ass, it's better.

^^ she loves to bite rude people

"The rude people's asses, to be more specific," I corrected.


-gtg for a while peace -

^^ piicks up crystal and hugs her*

hey yosho can i work here?

Serenity looks outside the window and sees Milo and another boy squaring off outside in front of the school, she gasps. "MILO !" she yells, and with haste she rushes outside.
Milo jumps to the side as the boy whom he's fighting with throws a inaccurate punch, he growls.
"Miller, I didn't do anything ! Why are you being such a punk !?" Milo yells in frustration. The boy known as Miller regained himself and glared at Milo.
"Yumi's mine, you pipsqueak Yurenshi ! I saw you talking to her !" Miller kicked at Milo, be the agile 11 year old merely back-hand sprung back.
"Geez, Miller. You ARE slow, maybe it's because we're FRIENDS ?"

sud we stop them